Beware of this Downlink-er!

http://www.downelink.com/member/profile.aspx?id=539078
www.downelink.com/539078

the urls above is james whatever’s page.

earlier, he posted a bulletin sa downelink saying:

“For some odd reason dr r still many snooty & snob person! I dont know why!! For those who delete me sory itz not my lost! Those add up & dropby a good comment I really appreciate u a lot! il find time to make testi 4 all of u esp. to my Friends during downelink party HAHAHA

il see u in a little bit backt to you Downelink(~~,)LOL”

so my initiative was to correct his grammar. so i sent him a message with a more correct paragraph. i even suggested him to change his headshot for it might scare guys away. but i totally didn’t mean that he’s ugly or anything. i even told him that if the magenta hat and the wings are part of his personality. then, stick to it. di ba? don’t get me wrong, i’m being nice here.

i also told him to be yourself. and speak in a language he’s more comfortable at. saka i told him if he’s more fluent in tagalog, then don’t be ashamed about it.

but what did i get? here’s his reply:

“Honestly I dont nid ur “UNSOLICITED ADVICE” First its not Magenta its Pink?Haller r u Colorblind?How dare u JERK to correct me ur not my teacher at all? & also are you perfect in terms of English! Dont mess up w/me & mind your own MONKEY Business?ok u Claim that your from a Montessori? SO WHAT! ur so Tactless & Malign ur school must be ashamed of you!Look at your Photos first you look like a MORON w/Scarf takenote haha u better change it too bcoz ur so ANNOYING?! You u dont hv any values & very unEthical to say any badwords & Derogatory remarks againts me whats wrong w/u?U dont know me to say that ok! If ur bothered w/ my Bulletin then go to your nearest Psychologist bcoz ur suffering from “DOWN SYNDROME” HAHA you are a certified Pretentious, JUDGMENTAL,Silly! Its my prerogative to post what I feel?OK Come on ur so Ridiculous & Stupid to react that way! no wonder wla k Kausap noh? ur so CONCIETED try to humble urself first?my NEUROSIS kn kc?haha Lastly change ur Pictures too Mukha k kc MABAHO at all unQuote HAHAHA til then Low Grade Mammal?(^^,)”

here’s my reaction:

-duh, it’s magenta. saka if i’m colorblind, i would see a shade of blue instead of magenta. not magenta instead of pink no. stupid!
-i’m not perfect in terms of grammar no. i even told you sa messages ko na i’m not that good in grammar! i just corrected your message the way i knew grammar.
-i’m not trying to be malign to you no! wait, that must be a really big word for you. haha. oh yeah, you have a dictionary in hand while you’re responding to my messages. cool (insert sarcasm here)!
-if i look like a moron. ano ka pa with those wings and magenta hat? it’s magenta. magenta!
-i didn’t even say a single foul word. fuck? shit? moron? not a bit!
-derogatory? gosh, that must be a really big word for you. good job. you’re improving.
-what’s wrong with me? nothing. what’s wrong with you?!
-do you even know what a down syndrome patient looks like? they look exactly like…hmm?…YOU!
-i’m not being pretentious no.
-wala akong kausap? duh? downelink’s not my world. hindi sa downelink nagrerevolve ang life ko. saka duh? i choose my friends here at downelink. though i admit, i add guys who’s my type. and accept those who add me. and kasama ka doon sa mga nagadd sa akin. saka what did you say nga ba dati? that i’m cute and goodlooking? i totally disagree no. saka you’re only after the looks. now that’s a shame.
- spell check: concieted? di ba dapat conceited iyon?
-matagal na akong humble. it just doesn’t show. haha.
-neurosis? excuse me i’m not suffering form anxiety or depression. bakit ako magkakaneurosis? stupid.
-i look like mabaho? as if. you’re just saying that para bumaba self-esteem ko. well, sorry. i’m not affected. saka even though i look mabaho? it’s better to look mabaho than to smell mabaho no. you look and smell mabaho! and you’re so cheap-looking. you’re parang tambay sa kanto.
-low grade mammal? eh ikaw. no class mammal! wait, you don’t even look like a mammal. a reptile best describes you.
-saka pwede ba, remove those cellphone keypads from your computer. nakakairita eh. saka ang tunay na alphabet ay ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ hindi AVZDEePGetchIJKLMOfiQRZTUBWXYZ.

P.S. eto okay, sinasabi ko na ah. baka nakakalimutan mo na sinabi ko sa’yo. my grammar is not perfect, okay? saka i’m such a nice person no. pinuno mo lang ako. you stupid faggot!

want to see his photos? bilisin niyo nang kumain at baka mawalan ng gana.

eww no? so cheap. ang cheap cheap cheap cheap niya! naging nice pa naman ako sa kanya. pota siya. mukha daw ako mabaho? anong mas gugustuhin mo, gwapong mabaho o mukhang mabahong walang amoy na di kanaisnais/mabango? doon na ako sa latter!

My Student-Teacher Relationship Reverie

gosh, i so miss my physics professor. weird. this may sound absurd but i think i am starting to fall for him. i miss his smile, his laugh, his jokes, his facial hair, his stories, and everything about him. i know he’s way older than me. but what do you care? i am the one obsessed here, not you. he may be silent at times, but that makes me even crave for him more.

when i first saw him, i thought of him as a weirdo and a lax person. but after days of listening to his lecture, i began to have this certain feeling that i would like him. and so i did. i almost fell on my knees when he treated us dinner. even more when he invited us to swim with him at a nearby resort. i always loved professors who show attachment to their students.

then again, he treated us dinner at kfc the other day. i made the atmosphere happy. i joked, i screamed, i laughed, i talked. i want to impress him, i want to make him smile. and i was victorious. he laughed, he joked back, and the rest will be forever a keepsake. it was a mutual feeling. haha.

i don’t know. but i think he’s not gay. well, i don’t care, i still like him.

you see, i don’t usually fall for guys who are straight. i always fall for someone with a little bit of femininity on their body. i love guys who have fats in the right places, facial hair, average looking, and short. he may not be short, but hey, i already fell for him. which changed my belief about statements with “-does not matter” at the end. “height does not matter”, and i’ll stick to that… until my feelings for my professor fade.

am i too assuming again? am i over-daydreaming? i hate this about myself. i always imagine my future with someone i am not even sure if HE likes me.

oh sir, be with me or i’ll die young (i’m only seventeen).

and for the record, i don’t “lust” him. and never will i fall for someone for the reason of lusting. and oh, this is my third time to fall for someone, and someone older.

Summer Ender/Summer Starter

summer officially started (foh moi) right after i passed my take-home final exam. it’s fun. i don’t have things to worry about. no papers, no exams, nor quizzes. na-dah. just kanina, we had our summer ender (academically speaking) at bonitos. our professor treated us. it’s so fun, like crazy. we had a one hell of a laugh trip ’til the end of our dinner. i met new friends, i mean they’re my classmates pala. i just don’t notice them during class. they’re so tahimik kasi (i beg to disagree). so ayon, they’re fun pala to be with. tapos ayon, we had an impulsive swimming parteey! we didn’t plan about it. our professor just suggested to go to a semi-private resort to whine up…whine up…whine up…oh yeah. haha. then ayon, off we go (summer starts here).

my true identity was later on revealed that night. my friends are so daldal kasi. so ayon, i don’t have any choice but to blurt it all out. ayos naman. tinutukso nga nila ako sa guys sa resort. as if naman. i’m not cheap no.

*****

i’m at barracks nga pala, can’t go home pa. there’ll be no one to open the gate for me eh. as if naman may gising pa no.

Late.

physics 1 final exam. lecture. take home exam. 2 bluebooks. inernetz to the rezque!

malay ko ba. 845am start ng class, until 1030am iyon. malay ko ba na until 10am lang ang pasahan. good thing i managed to rush it all up. ayon, i passed my exam at exactly 1005am. ayos na rin, 1 point deduction for every minute. bale 5 points deduction. good thing hindi nagbabagsak iyong instructor namin. i love him.

Die, Pimple/Marks! Die! II: Just Got Worse

parang movie lang. haha.

click! click! click!

click on the link above to know what i’m talking about.

i’m not really vain, it’s just that i’m so bored that time. eh the camera comes in handy, kaya ayon. point and shoot. point and shoot. one pose at a time. haha. actually, parepareho lang iyong pose.

i hate my face, my skin, lahat na. asar kasi iyong pimples. tapos kapag nawala naman they’ll leave their remains (which lead to pimple marks). asar.